JOKE: Woke Up..Fell Outta Bed

I got up this morning a little hung over, stumbled down to the kitchen, and found my wife frying one of my socks. "What are you doing?" I asked. She replied, "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed as drunk as a skunk." I wandered off to the bathroom thinking, "I don't recall asking her to cook my sock...."