Friday, December 18, 2009

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SOMETHINGS DON'T TRANSLATE WELL

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JOKE: A truck driver was having a bad day

truck bent,

A truck driver was having a bad day.

His truck had broken down in the country and there was no alternative for the trucker but to walk the ten miles to the nearest farmhouse.

He explained his predicament to the farmer and asked if he could spend the night.

"Sure," said the farmer, "but I must warn you that i don't have any daughters. I don't even have a spare room, so you'll have to share my bed."

"Damn," said the trucker. "I'm in the wrong joke."

JOKE: THE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE AND THE GENIE

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A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet.

He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp.

"This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.

"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now."
He gets his Coke and drinks it.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.

"I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible. "
Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women. eyeing him lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish.

"I wish I'd never have to work again."
Instantly, he was back in his government office.

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