Monday, May 16, 2011

Brazilian woman wins right to watch porn and masturbate at work



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Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. 

Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way she can relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. 

Ana had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Now after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, she is allowed to masturbate and watch porn using her work's computer. 

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, now prescribes her with a cocktail of tranquillizers, leaving her only having to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

68 Days..Man's Diary Chronicles His Last 68 Days of Life, Snowed In



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On Feb 14, Jerry McDonald noted: "Heavy snow. Snowed in." The last entry in the calendar written on a piece of brown cardboard was dated April 15.
His body was found on Thursday by a forest service survey crew in a sleeping-bag inside his vehicle on a dirt road in the foothills of the Cascade mountains, 70 miles east of Salem, Oregon.
Mr McDonald had warm clothing, water and $5,000 in cash with him but had run out of food and did not have a mobile phone. He died of starvation and hypothermia, according to an autopsy.
Most poignant were the brief notes he jotted down in a daily diary for more than 60 days. On March 15, a month into his ordeal, he noted simply: "Snowed 1 foot night".
The next day, he noted "No Fo 1" – thought to be the day he ran out of food. On March 17, he wrote "No Fo 2" and on March 18, "No Fo 3" And on April 12, he was still aware enough to record that his vehicle registration had expired that day. "Rain" read his last entry on April 15.


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"The road Mr. McDonald was on is in a mountainous area of east Linn County and the way in or out would have been impassable once it snowed," said Sheriff Tim Mueller. "There were no indications that he had attempted to walk out of the area." Mr McDonald had not been reported missing and was estranged from his family.
His body was discovered a week after two hunters found a Canadian woman who had been stranded in her van in an equally remote part of northern Nevada for seven weeks.
There is no trace of Rita Chretien's husband, Albert, who had set off on foot in search of help three days after they became stuck.

VIDEO: The Ox-Files: 'Mass cow sacrifices by aliens' sent White House into panic, FBI records reveal.



Cows were sacrificed by aliens sending the White House into a panic declassified FBI files have revealed.

It is claimed that more than 8,000 cows were abducted by UFOs before they were mutilated and thrown back down to earth over the southern United States during the 1970s.

The memo is one of thousands of previously unreleased classified files that the bureau has made public in a new online resource called The Vault.

The files detail how the aliens took trophies from their victims in the form of body parts and in some cases they drained the animals entirely of their blood.
One investigator's theory was that 'these animals are picked up by aircraft, mutilated elsewhere and returned and dropped from aircraft.

'Identical mutilations have been taking place all over the south west. whoever is responsible is well organised with boundless technology, financing and secrecy.'

When news of the cow abductions reached the White House in 1979, there was fear.

'The materials sent to me indicate one of the strangest phenomenon in my memory,' said the then US Attorney General Griffin Bell in a letter to senator Harrison Schmitt, according to The Sun newspaper.

Mr Schmitt represented New Mexico, where countless incidents were reported at a ranch in Dulce, a small town in the north of the State.

In one case an 11-month old bull was dropped close to someone's house from an aircraft and its sex organs had been removed.

The police report about the incident said: 'The bull sustained visible bruises around the brisket seeming to indicate that a strap was used to life and lower the animal from the aircraft... flesh underneath the hide was pinkish in colour.

'A probably explanation for the pinkish blood is a control type of radiation used to kill the animal... both the liver and the heart were mushy. Both organs had the texture and consistency of peanut butter.'
FBI agents were dispatched to farms across the country upon reports to probe the abductions.

A report from the farm in Dulce during 1976 said that a suspect aircraft had landed and left three pod marks in a triangular shape.
A further report commissioned in 1979 added: 'The Department of Justice advised that their criminal division has been aware of the phenomenon of animals being mutilated in a manner that would indicate such acts were performed by persons as part of a ritual or ceremony.'

The FBI added that other possible theories for the mutilation of the animals was as a result of biological warfare or 'unidentified objects' were to blame.
The documents about the cows is just one among thousands of files released by the FBI.

Another secret document released as part of the projects detailed how police and army officers witnessed a UFO exploding over Utah in April 1949.

The top secret document reveals how an army guard, a policeman and a highway patrol, who were all miles apart, each saw a UFO, which they said exploded over mountains near Logan, north of Salt Lake City.
Another file released involves FBI director J. Edgar Hoover and details of the infamous Roswell incident in 1947.

The memo claims that the air force recovered three 'flying saucers' which contained the bodies of alien pilots.

The aliens were described as being 3ft tall with human like bodies, which were dressed in a fine metallic cloth.

The memos from Hoover are the only evidence that the Roswell incident did in fact take place - and the names of the FBI staff involved have been withheld.

The files released do not just cover paranormal activity.

World famous historical events are covered in the files as are alleged criminal activity by celebrities.

Adolf Hitler and World War II files are listed as are documents about Al Capone.

One file in the vault contains detailed information about Melvin Belli, the lawyer who represented Jack Ruby after he murdered Lee Harvey Oswald in 1963.

And another documents the deaths of Bonnie and Clyde, who were killed by officers in Louisiana during 1934.

Other names mentioned among the files include Jimi Hendrix, Marvin Gaye and Groucho Marx.
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be advised that I will continue to research this matter..this is only the surface of what is a serious and frightening issue

JOKE: ORIGINS OF MAD COW DISEASE


A female reporter was conducting an interview with a redneck farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Billy-Bob, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

"Billy-Bob, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day,but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
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What? Whaat? Whaaat?

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~Women Who Know Their Place~

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Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'

The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go):


BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN!

thanks Les

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