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JOKE: TWO KIDS IN PRE-OP

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision. "

And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

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New Zealand TV host slammed over Sheila Dikshit slur

Sheila Dikshit

A New Zealand TV presenter is in hot water after a clip resurfaced of him mocking the name of an Indian Commonwealth Games official - Sheila Dikshit.

Despite being told her name is pronounced "Dixit," TVNZ presenter Paul Henry called the Dehli chief minister "Dick-sh*t" and said that her name was "so appropriate" because she is Indian.

"The dip sh*t woman. God, what's her name? Dick Sh*t. Is it Dick Sh*t ... it looks like 'Dick Sh*t'," Henry says in the clip as he struggles to contain his laughter.

"It's so appropriate, because she's Indian, so she'd be dick-in-sh*t wouldn't she, do you know what I mean? Walking along the street ... it's just so funny." Since the Dikshit comments, Henry has been suspended for another racism-related matter.