Thursday, November 17, 2011

NY man wearing 'I'm a drunk' shirt accused of DWI

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A New York man wearing a T-shirt declaring "I'm a drunk" is facing DWI charges after a collision with a police car.
Suffolk County police arrested 23-year-old Kevin Daly of Coram. They say he crashed into an officer's vehicle at about 1:45 a.m. Thursday. The officer was treated for minor injuries.
Daly, who is unemployed, was wearing the T-shirt in a mug shot provided by police. It reads: "I'm not an alcoholic / I'm a drunk / Alcoholics go to meetings."
He was ordered held on $10,000 bail at his arraignment and was issued several traffic summonses. He was represented by an attorney from Legal Aid, which has a policy of not commenting on pending cases.
Daly is due back in court Wednesday.

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Man exits NYC subway, pushed kid out of the way. The kid said, "what the hell"?
The man said, "I'm waiting".
The kid kicked his butt.


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JOKE: Father O'Malley


Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.  He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The exchange went like this ...  

"Good morning, this is Sergeant Muldoon. How might I help you?"  

"And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"  

Sergeant Muldoon, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"  

There was dead silence on the line for a moment.  Father O'Malley then replied, "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."

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GOT CAPTION? 11/18

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GOT CAPTION? 11/18 v.2.0

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JOKE: A psychiatrist is doing rounds at the asylum


A psychiatrist is doing rounds in his asylum with a couple of students. They look in on one patient and the psychiatrist says to his students, “Sometimes this fellow thinks he’s a temptress in a Bizet opera, but today, as you can see from his goose stepping, he thinks he’s the World War II head of the Nazi Luftwaffe. What condition do you think he’s suffering from?” 

The first student replies, “Is he a paranoid schizophrenic with a multiple personality disorder?”

The second student says, “No, I think he just doesn’t know whether he’s Carmen or Goering.”

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VIDEO: Chinese Kids Insane Commute to School

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Children from the Pili Village in Xinjiang Uighur Autonomous Region, China, are forced to climb cliffs and cross freezing rivers to reach their school. It takes them two days to finish the crazy 125-mile commute through the mountains.
Every term, village officials and teachers come to the village collecting the 80 school kids that live there, escort them to the boarding school, then send them back at the end of every semester.

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The pupils climb over rocks finding foot and handholds that would make even a goat think twice.
So, the next time your you hear one those when-i-was-your-age-we-had-to-walk-miles-to-school speech, just show them this video:

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