Washington police seize 95 pounds of cocaine while on prostitution sting

Fife, Washington police officers working a prostitution sting Thursday night found 43 kilograms (95 lbs) of suspected cocaine after a high-speed pursuit through the city.

Two men were arrested in connection with the drug bust and booked into Pierce County Jail, the Fife Police Department reported.

The incident began about 8 p.m. when Fife officers spotted a vehicle blocking a lane of travel on 34th Avenue East behind a truck stop near Pacific Highway, the department reported. A man was inside the vehicle.

As the officers watched from afar, another man emerged from some bushes located behind a semi-tractor/trailer. He was carrying a large duffle bag and put it in the vehicle, officers reported.

The man went back to the bushes, retrieved two more large bags and put them into the car. Fife police approached the vehicle, which then took off at a high rate of speed, police reported.

Officers pursued the car through the city. The vehicle turned down a dead end road and the two occupants bailed out and ran. Officers quickly detained the two, police reported.

A Fife police drug detection dog indicated there might be narcotics in the vehicle. The vehicle was impounded and investigators got a warrant to search it. Inside, officers found roughly 43 kilograms of suspected cocaine inside the duffle bags.

Woman 30, died from sexual arousal while watching porn

A 30-year-old English woman's death as she used a sex toy while watching pornography was probably due to her state of sexual excitement, an inquest heard yesterday. Children's nanny Nichola Paginton was found dead in bed naked from the waist down last October with pornographic material running on her laptop. A sex toy was discovered next to her. A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal.

Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore agreed it was likely that 'her activity before death' contributed to the fatal arrhythmia. The inquest heard that Miss Paginton, of Cirencester, was found dead in October last year. Detective Sergeant Gavin Webb said police had been called by her employer Sarah Griffiths who had visited Miss Paginton's home when she failed to turn up for work.

When there was no reply at the door she enlisted the help of neighbour Michelle Grant and they saw Miss Paginton through the curtains, lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest. 'After they broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead,' said Sgt Webb. 'She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed. The laptop was still displaying pornographic material.'

Home office pathologist Dr Richard Jones from the University of Cardiff said: 'There is nothing to explain why she died in this way but I suspect sudden cardiac death.' Returning a verdict of death from natural causes, Mr Crickmore said: 'I am satisfied Nichola Paginton died of a natural disease process - sudden cardiac arryhthmia. It is not always possible to determine an exact cause of death but it is likely that her activity before death contributed towards it.'

JOKE: LITTLE MOHAMMAD

Mohammad entered his school classroom. "What is your name?" asked the teacher.

"Mohammad," answered the boy.

Here in France, there is no Mohammad. "From now on your name will be Jean-Francois, " replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammad returned home. "The day went well Mohammad?" asked his mother.

"My name is not Mohammad. I am in France now and my name is Jean-Francois. "

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to disown your parents? Your heritage? Shame on you!" And she beat him. Then she called the father and he beat him very hard.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked "What happened my little Jean- Francois?"

"Well, Madame, two hours after becoming French I was attacked by two Arab terrorists."

Seagull thinks he's a cat

A confused seagull is having something of an identity crisis - apparently believing that he is a cat.

Mr Pooh was adopted by June and Steve Grimwood after he fell down their chimney as a baby.

The couple discovered the soot-covered youngster sitting in their fireplace while investigating a strange rustling.

At first they took the chick back outside, placing it on top of the roof of their home in Shoreham-by-Sea in West Sussex,England.

However, it soon became apparent that Pooh's mother had abandoned him so they decided to hand rear him themselves.

Mr Grimwood, 52, said the couple's three cats were extremely wary of the new arrival at first.

However, he added, it wasn't long before Mr Pooh was happily eating cat food out of a bowl with them.

Since then the now three-year-old gull has become firm friends with felines Mitzi, Gus and Henry.

Mr Pooh has now flown the coop, setting up home with a female on the Grimwood's roof.

However, he returns to visit his human and feline friends three times a day - at breakfast, lunch and dinner.

JOKE: A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment--chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his
head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old golfer replies,

"No problem, just get that lion out of there."

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