A salesman stopped at a farmhouse and saw a three legged pig hopping around. So he ask the farmer what's with the pig? The farmer said that's a very good pig. He saved our lives when our house was on fire. He woke us up. And he pulled my grand son from the pond and saved him from drowning. The salesman ask how did he loose his leg?
The farmer replied: "you just dont eat a pig like that all at once".