Wednesday, September 29, 2010

JOKE: GULP

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Just minutes before the church services started the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do.""Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't" said the man.
" Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
" Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony forever?"
" Yep," was the calm reply."And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
" Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 45 years."

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Cop stages fake arrest of boy for having sex with his daughter


The motorcycle officer, who was in uniform and armed, went to the boy's home in San Jose, California where he handcuffed him and lectured him for more than five minutes.
He told the boy, who had been seeing the 14-year-old girl for some time, that he was going to face criminal charges of having sex with a minor.

The officer said: "It does not bode well for you. Do you know what that means? No? Not a good thing that the person you had sex with is a cop's daughter. The district attorney will probably file charges.
"A cop's daughter is not somebody you mess around with. You're stupid."
One of the boy's parents videoed the incident and complained to police.
The case sparked a national debate in the US about whether the officer had abused his position, or was simply acting as a concerned father.
Tony Boskovich, a lawyer for the boy's family, said: "Applying force, applying handcuffs, threatening the young man with things such as rape in prison, he acted like a cowboy. He lost it, he came in and he abused his authority."
However, the officer's lawyer Terry Bowman said the boy's parents had not objected at the time.
Mr Bowman said: "Everything was done in the spirit of reaching a troubled young man who is heading down the wrong path."
The officer has been placed on leave and prosecutors are considering criminal charges of false imprisonment.
The boy later told the San Jose Mercury News he had been "terrified" and the officer should be punished.
He said: "I think he should go to jail and feel how I felt. I thought he would be a good dad by just showing up and talking to my parents, rather than taking advantage of his position."


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Man breaks into ex-mother-in-law's house wearing high heels and pantyhose

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Oklahoma City police arrested a man they said tried to run away after breaking into his ex-mother-in-law's home wearing high heels and women's clothes. Charlotte Palmer called police on Friday at about 9:30 a.m. to report a man had broken into her house near N. Council Road and W. Britton Road. "I look down everywhere and saw woman's clothes everywhere and my purse, I think he was trying to steal my clothes and my purse," Palmer said.

When officers arrived, they saw 26-year-old Gregory Adam Streater running away in high heels and woman's clothes. "As police showed up, he took off in high heels," Palmer said. "Turns out it was my ex-son-in-law, so that's awesome." Police said Palmer woke up to Streater standing over her bed wearing a white lace top, high heels and pantyhose.

"The only guy I know that dresses in women's clothes is my ex-son-in-law, that's why he's my ex-son-in-law," Palmer said. A police helicopter and search dog combed the area near the 8200 block of N.W. 90th Terrace, where Streater was found nearly two hours later by the search dog not too far from the neighborhood and was wearing just one high heel shoe.

Palmer's former relatives said drugs may have led Streater to break into the house and take off with his ex-mother-in-law's clothing. Streater now faces a charge of first-degree burglary. His bond was set at $10,000

HEAD SHAKING LINKS

I have several head shakers here and rather than do my usual thing I am gonna just post a quick title and the URL..As I get more and more sources I might use this format more often.

Electric Light Orchestra cellist killed by giant hay bale

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Former-Electric-Light-Orchestra-ELO-Cellist-Mike-Edwards-Killed-As-Giant-Hay-Bale-Crushes-His-Van/Article/201009115715684?f=rss

Ricochet the surf dog makes a splash... helping disabled youngsters to conquer the waves

Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1310437/Meet-Ricochet-sea-dog-makes-splash-helping-disabled-children-surf.html#ixzz10wJBS13V

10 years Jail for 1 gram Cannabis

http://current.com/19hi74c

Grandma Shoots 12yo Over Throwing Bricks At Her Home

http://www.piff.co/grandma-shoots-12yo-over-throwing-bricks-at-her-home/

Policeman stages fake arrest of boy for having sex with his daughter

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8026340/Policeman-stages-fake-arrest-of-boy-for-having-sex-with-his-daughter.html

Mother Indicted, Allegedly Made Son Eat Feces and Vomit

http://current.com/1v8274c

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