Saturday, May 19, 2012

JOKE: ##### Did You Ever Wonder? #####


- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 

- Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? 

- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 

- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 

- When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change? 

- Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker? 

- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. 

- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist? 

- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? 

- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 

- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? 

- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn'tit follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 



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