Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Teen Calls 911 When She Hears Mom Having Sex

A Florida teenager who called 911 last week asked police to place her in a Christian children’s shelter because she “heard her mother having sex.” Responding to a domestic disturbance call on Thursday at around 4 AM, a police officer questioned the mother and daughter at their Panama City residence, according to a police report. 

The duo had been involved in a “verbal altercation,” it was noted. The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. 


The girl acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.” The mother explained to police that she had invited her boyfriend over and “sometime during the visit, her daughter heard them having sex and became upset.” The woman added that “their bedrooms are next to each other and she didn’t intend to wake her daughter up.”

After speaking with a representative from the shelter, the teen decided that she did not want to leave her home because “it was almost time for school.” The Panama City Police Department reported leaving a domestic rights brochure at the residence.


got your ears on?

Arizona inmate arrested for refusing to leave kidding!


FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. - Most people can't wait to leave jail, but one northern Arizona inmate has been charged with trespassing after refusing to leave the Coconino County lockup.

Coconino County Sheriff's Office spokesman Gerry Blair says 44-year-old Martin Batieni Kombate was arrested in Flagstaff last week for trespassing and was scheduled for release Monday on his own recognizance on the charge.

But when detention officers from the sheriff's office showed up to escort him out, Kombate allegedly said he wasn't leaving and was staying because he couldn't find his wallet.

Blair tells The Associated Press that Kombate was disorderly in a jail cell, would not leave, so the police were called and Kombate was arrested.

Blair says Kombate remains in jail.

Put him in Sheriff Joe's House. He definitely won't want to stay!

Bogus Heart Specialist Actually a Carpenter.. Practiced Medicine for 30 Years


A bogus doctor who operated as a heart specialist for more than 30 years has been exposed as a carpenter without a single medical qualification to his name.

Self-styled expert Vladimiro Colloca, 58, is understood to have been consulted by thousands of patients around Milan, Italy, in three decades of posing as a cardiac specialist, say prosecutors.

He was caught out when some of his patients mentioned him in consultations with real heart experts, who had never heard of him.

Police are now investigating his extensive patient records to establish if any of them died or suffered as a result of his treatment.

JOKE: Don't Laugh

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what
seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen."

Prank Video: Dog Eat Dog

VIDEO: Fat Squirrel Stuck In Bird Feeder

VIDEO: Accident And Aftermath Caught On Camera..Apparently a DUI

Action Starts At 2.24
Somewhere In Brazil.

VIDEO: Grizzly bear and wolf prey on baby elk Lake Louise, Alberta, Canada.

"When the video starts the baby elk is about to be wounded by the wolf but gets away and gets some distance. Soon after hearing the baby elk crying the grizzly bear decides to go after it with no regard for itself or the wolf. At the end of the video the elk gains some distance but ends up on shore with the wolf waiting on the train tracks and the grizzly bear eventually catching up. Not sure exactly who wins but its definitely not the elk."

Lady has her baby monkey baptised


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