Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change.
"You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."
"I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week, Tom replied. I haven't had a single problem since."
"A thousand a week," said Doug. "How are you going to pay him?"
"Screw him, that's his problem."