Sarah Palin was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living should she one day become the first female President.
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the ex-Governor with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud ex-Governor then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly!