Monday, January 2, 2012

JOKE: A man and a woman were having drinks

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"

VIDEO: Dog is an acrobat!

VIDEO: Runaway Car..Saved one BMW!

VIDEO: This Cat is a Real Standup Guy

VIDEO: Mom is a Drummer

VIDEO: Woman lives in a shipping container.

VIDEO: Cat attacks musical birthday card.

VIDEO: Cat Steals Dogs Bed..Dog Attempts to Get it Back..Hilarity Ensues

Rudy the cat took the bed from Frankie the French bulldog. The dog wants it back!

Man tries to pass fake $1,000,000 bill at Walmart


A Lexington man is accused trying to use a fake $1 million bill to pay for his purchases at a Walmart. Michael Anthony Fuller, 53, of 3 Parker St., walked into the Walmart on Lowes Boulevard in Lexington on Nov. 17. He shopped for a while, picking up a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other merchandise, totaling $476, an arrest warrant says.

When he got to the register, Fuller gave the cashier the phony bill, saying that it was real. Store staff called police. Fuller was later charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument, both felonies, court records show. A warrant says of the fake million-dollar bill: "There is no such thing."

The largest bill in circulation is a $100 bill. In 1969, federal officials discontinued the use of $500, $1,000, $5,000 and $10,000 bills because of lack of public use. The largest note ever printed was the $100,000 bill, which featured President Woodrow Wilson. The bills, which were not available to the public, were printed from Dec. 18, 1934, through Jan. 9, 1935, and were used for transactions between Federal Reserve banks.

Fuller is being held in the Davidson County Jail with bond set at $17,500. He is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday. Lexington police Sgt. Shannon Sharpe said the case is unusual. "It is kind of strange," Sharpe said.


Geo Visitors Map



Blog Archive