Saturday, December 17, 2011

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GOT CAPTION? 12/18 v.3.0


JOKE: The French chef

A young Parisian chef, frustrated at being unable to obtain fine rabbits for his gourmet meals, decided to raise them himself and sell them to the city's fine restaurants. He searched Paris for a suitable place to raise his rabbits, but with no luck until an old priest at the cathedral said he could use a small area behind the rectory. His first crop bred, well, like rabbits, and soon he was selling them to all the better Parisian restaurants.

And when a chef inquired as to where he could get such fresh rabbits here in the city, the young man always replied, "I raise them myself, behind the cathedral. I have a... hutch back of Notre Dame!"

JOKE: A man went fishing

A man went fishing, but had no luck, even though the guy in a nearby boat kept reeling them in. "What are you using for bait?" he asked. "Oh, I'm a surgeon. I always use tonsils. Works for me!"

The next day, he went fishing again, and again had no luck, even though a another guy in another nearby boat kept reeling them in. "What are you using?" he asked. "Oh, I'm a surgeon," replied the man. "I always use an appendix. Works for me!"

The next day, he went fishing again, and again had no luck, even though a third guy in a third nearby boat kept reeling them in. "I suppose you're a surgeon, too?" he asked.

"Why, no," replied the man. "I'm a rabbi!"

JOKE: A man was called to testify at the IRS

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on how to dress. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper."

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got this advice. "Wear your most elegant suit and tie. Don't let them intimidate you."

Confused, the man went to his rabbi. "Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A young woman asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her mother replied, 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes all the way up to your neck!' But then she asked her best friend, who said, 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'

But then she went..." "Wait a minute, rabbi," the man interrupted, "exactly what does all this have to do with the IRS and me?"

"Simple," said the rabbi. "No matter what you wear, you're going to get screwed."



GOT CAPTION? 12/18 v.2.0


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VIDEO: Laughter is Contagious .. Watch!

They say laughter is contagious, and one can really see the truth in that on this Berlin train. Two women start laughing at something on their phones and soon the entire car is rolling over in giggles.

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