"Two guys don't usually do this stuff at home," justified a man caught engaging in a sex act with the local sheriff, as to why they were performing said sex act in a 1994 Ford Escort station wagon parked behind an Irish bar.
Local police found their Sheriff, Keith Kellerman, 48, in the station wagon with J. Ian Stennett, 31 at 1:15am on Friday morning. Stennett's pants were allegedly unzipped and his shirt undone. In Missouri, being in the presence of another man who has his fly down qualifies as a sex act. The men are also said to have admitted to "making out."
The couple were cited with public indecency before being driven to their respective home by a designated driver.
Kellerman has been The Law in Pinkneyville, Illinois a town of 25,000 near St. Louis, since 1998. He began his career in law enforcement working in a correctional facility after receiving an honorable discharge from the Navy in 1992.
Unfortunately, details of how two large men managed to actually "make out" in a '94 Escort wagon are not available. We're betting it was a bit awkward as well as chilly, lows in Pinckneyville are currently in the 40s.