Wednesday, July 25, 2012

JOKE: The Old Scotsman

An old Scotsman was talking to a young man in a pub. "Laddie, look out at that field. Do you see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I worked for months, but do they call me MacGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo."

Then the old man pointed to the bar. "Laddie, look here at this bar. Do you see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor. I worked on it for weeks. But do they call me MacGreggor-the-Woodworker? Nooo."

Then the old man points out the other window. "Laddie, look out to sea. Do you see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me brow. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me MacGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo." Then the old man looks around nervously, making sure no one is listening. "But, ya screw ONE sheep..."



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VIDEO: Seagulls on Laxatives

A couple evil genius kids teamed together to pull the most ingenious prank the Internet has ever seen. At the beach, they prepared a lunch tray full of seagull snack favorites, Pringles.

But they added a twist. Laxatives.

The skies quickly started to rain white as beach goers were pelted with seagull poo. Though many have commented that the video is animal abuse, most viewers seem to enjoy the prank as the video currently stands with an 88% approval rating.


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