Saturday, August 20, 2011

JOKE: LITTLE BOBBY PLAYS HORSIE

Little Bobby is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in "the act."

Before dad can even react, Little Bobby exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Dad, relieved Bobby's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Bobby hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Bobby cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
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NJ Bridal Store Refuses to Sell Lesbian a Dress

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When Alix Genter tried to purchase a dress from the Here Comes the Bride bridal salon in Somers Point, New Jersey, all she left with was another example of just how sexual orientation discrimination can infiltrate even the most happiest of moments.

Though at first she was willing to help, when the store's manager found out that Genter was marrying another woman, she called the couple's pending nuptials an "illegal action," ultimately refusing to sell her the dress of her dreams.

In reality, the only illegal action was that of the store.

Like many other states, including California, New York, Illinois, and Colorado, New Jersey bars sexual orientation discrimination in places of public accommodation.

Most statutes define public accommodations as places that are open to the public, such as a business, hotel, entertainment venue, restaurant, and doctor's office.

Owners, managers and employees of these spaces are generally not permitted to deny, directly or indirectly, any service, benefit or privilege on the basis of a person's sexual orientation.

This rule would ostensibly prohibit the bridal shop from denying Alix Genter a wedding dress because she intends to marry another woman.

Even if the shop's manager does have a religious objection to the marriage.

In fact, most courts have found that enforcing these sorts of anti-discrimination laws does not run afoul of a person's religious rights, and most states only provide an exception for bona fide religious institutions.

So regardless of how you feel about Alix Genter and her choices, as a business owner, it is your responsibility to be aware of your state's sexual orientation discrimination laws, and to abide by their word.

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VIDEO: Golden Retriever is key employee at golf course

A golden retriever has become a key employee at a golf course in Maine.

At first glance, 6-year-old Kaleigh seems like your average Golden Retriever, but she's got quite a trick. A golfer says, "One of the golfers and I'm not even sure who it was decided to see how smart she really was and they gave her the key and she started bringing it back to the clubhouse."

Golfers returning their carts at Whitetail Golf Course in Charleston can cut a corner, thanks to Kaleigh. Another golfer says, "Pretty stunned. Everybody laughs. The ones that are used to it they give her the key and then they go to the parking lot. She brings the key to the clubhouse. They don't even have to come to the clubhouse."

Her owners say, it's become a full-time job. They say, "She pretty much tries to get all of them unless she's tired at the end of the day from a busy day." Members of the golf course are impressed. A golfer says, "I was a little surprised, but I've known the dog for a long time so I just give her the key."


Woman killed husband for forgetting her birthday

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A woman in Russia stabbed her husband to death after he forgot her birthday and returned home from work empty-handed.

Lyalya Tupikova, 45, said that her husband Khalpik didn't remember her birthday.

When he returned home from office in Astrahan in southern Russia, she expected a bunch of flowers and a present. But, Khalpik had nothing for her.

She had cooked a candlelight dinner. "It was all too much for her and suddenly during the meal she seized a kitchen knife and stabbed him just above the heart," a police spokesman said.
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