Friday, September 2, 2011

VIDEO: Mutant pig 'alien' born in Guatemala after UFOs seen in the sky


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Residents of a Guatemalan village have decided that a pig's odd human-shaped head is the doing of visitors from outer space, after strange bright lights were spotted hovering in the sky on the night of its birth.

The poor pig, which is one of a litter of 11, has been described as looking like a cross between a human and something from the Alien movies.
Farmer Laureano Escobar Arias said: 'I was shocked - it was a really terrifying experience. It looked like some kind of alien creature.'
However, local health officials have suggested that there are more earthly reasons for the pig's appearance.

'We don't know for certain but it could have been caused by a genetic problem or by environmental pollution,' one commented.
Along these lines, pathologists are investigating a series of animal mutilations in Wales, with aliens once again the suspected culprits.
It is thought that the surgical-style injuries are too sophisticated for other animals to cause and once again bright lights were seen near the scene.



JOKE: A scruffy bum applied for a job as a wine taster

A scruffy bum applied for the position of wine taster at an exclusive winery. Unable to devise a way to get rid of the bum, the owner decided to test him. He tasted the first glass of wine and pronounced, "It's a red wine, a nice muscat, three years old, grown on a north-facing slope, matured in steel containers."

"Why, that's right," said the surprised owner and handed him another glass. The bum announced, "This is a cabernet, eight years old, grown on a southwestern slope, and aged in oak barrels."

"Correct again," said the owner. He gave him a third glass.

"This is Champagne , a little fruity, but quite worthwhile." The owner was astonished. He whispered to his secretary, who left and returned a few minutes later with another glass.

The bum tasted it, winced, and said, "This is urine, from a 26-year-old blond, three months pregnant and, if you don't give me the job, I'm gonna name the father!"


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GOT CAPTION? 9/03 v.2.0

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VIDEO: Technical Difficulty?? Lol And a Man Has More Pussy Than He Can Handle



 
and a man who has more pussy than he can handle..straight ahead on action news
 

VIDEO: Daddy Has a Penis?

VIDEO: Casey Stoner Dodges an Otter

this is for Lester..he mentioned Casey Stoner lol

VIDEO: How is Oprah Winfrey Like a Goat? LMAO

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