Saturday, May 14, 2011

JOKE: Dave comes home from work one afternoon...

Dave comes home from work one afternoon and is stopped by his neighbor. "It may be none of my business, but this afternoon a strange man came to your house and your wife let him in. I peeked through the curtains and saw them making wild, passionate love."
Dave said, "Was he short, about 5'8?"
"Yes," the neighbor answers, "I believe he was."
"Did he have a droopy eye, and appear drunk," Dave asked?
"Yes," the neighbor agrees.
"Then that was the mailman," Dave responds. "He'll screw anyone."


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Married 107 Times..Nigerian Man Has 86 wives and 185 children



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Mohammed Bello Masaba, 87-year-old Nigerian faith healer, said exactly 107 times “I do”, but is currently married only to 86 wives between the ages of 19 and 64 because nine of them died over the years and divorced twelve.
But wait, it gets better. Maasaba is father of 185 children and his youngest child is one month old, while his extended family including in-laws, cousins, nieces, nephews now numbers about 5,000!
Why did he do it, you ask? Because God told him so, of course.
“I get a revelation from God telling me any woman I’m going to marry. If it wasn’t from God, I wouldn’t have gone beyond two,” he explained to Los Angeles Times writer Robyn Dixon.
LA Times writer heard more unbelievable details – his wives claim they never fight and Maasaba still pleases them all!
“In his wisdom, God has given me the power and strength to give them the sexual portion they need. If I didn’t satisfy them, they would leave,” he said.
In 2008 Maasaba has prompted anger from Muslims and was arrested under Islamic law, which limits men to four wives, but after 57 wives testified on his behalf in the country’s High Court, he was freed without charge.

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