No Overnight Parking of Pickups in Your Own Driveway in this Floriduh City

CORAL GABLES— Starting this month, the city of Coral Gables will issue warning notices to owners of pickup trucks who do not park their trucks inside their garages at night.

Since the 1960s, the city has banned people from parking their pickup trucks in their driveways or on city streets from 7 p.m. to 7 a.m.

After Aug. 8, Coral Gables will start issuing tickets to people who violate the parking ban.

The city has resumed enforcement of this controversial law because last month, the Florida Supreme Court decided not to consider an appeal by Lowell Kuvin, who sued Coral Gables in 2003 after code enforcement officers cited him for parking his pickup truck on a residential street.

City spokeswoman Maria Rosa Higgins Fallon said, "Historically, Coral Gables has gone through great lengths to preserve its character through the enforcement of its zoning code, a reason why in a downward economy, property values in Coral Gables have fared better than in other neighboring communities."

Fallon said Tuesday she didn't know how much fines would be.

Critics have said the ban on the overnight parking of pickup trucks is outdated and unreasonable.

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You can't move your garbage cans to the curb until the morning of pickup- before then they must be out of sight
-house paints need to be an approved color
-you need approval to plant certain types of trees

shit..so where do I park my Rolls Royce and Cadillac pickups??

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An old couple visits New York and at the airport they get a cab. The cabdriver asks them where are they are from, and the old guy says they are from Canada.

The old lady, being hard of hearing, yells "what did he say?" The old man replies: "HE ASKED WHERE WE'RE FROM I SAID WE'RE FROM CANADA!"

"What part of Canada are you from," asks the driver? "We are from Ottawa," replies the old guy.

The old lady says "what did he say?" The old man replies, "HE ASKED ME WHAT PART OF CANADA WE ARE FROM. I SAID WE ARE FROM OTTAWA."

The driver then says "Ottawa, worst piece of ass I ever got was in Ottawa." The old lady yells "what did he say?"

"HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."

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Woman puts up $7,200 to aid customers in CA store

A woman with a foul mouth, fat wallet and dislike for men bought $7,200 worth of clothing for more than 50 women at a Southern California discount store.

Claudia Smith, 66, showed up at the Everything a Deal store in Oceanside on Tuesday night and bought $2,200 worth of clothing for the few customers in the store.

Store manager Paola Garcia said when Smith first came in, she told customers to buy whatever they wanted. They grabbed everything they could get their hands on in the store where nothing sells for more than $9.99.

"They were greedy," Garcia said.

Smith lived in San Felipe, Mexico, for several years and wanted to buy things for poor Mexican women, she told the San Diego Union-Tribune.

She was evasive when asked about her finances but did say she had invested well and recently came into some money from the sale of her late mother's home. She drives a Lexus and Prius but said her credit cards were maxed out.

Word of the woman's largesse spread through the neighborhood where she lives and where the store is located.

On Wednesday morning, hundreds of women showed up at the store, many waiting all day until Smith arrived again at 4 p.m.

After her $5,000 check cleared, the store allowed 50 women to spend $100 each.

Some customers blushed at the profanity Smith used to criticize men and dispense nonsensical advice, but many hugged Smith as they left the store.

"This is a blessing that wasn't asked for," said Rosa Zamora, 27, of Vista, a single mother of two.

"I'm happy she can do this," said Karen Leon, 24, another mother of two from Vista. "I've never seen this. It's never happened to me."