Tuesday, April 6, 2010

JOKE: super sex

An old Jewish man was living in an assisted living center. At 10 pm on a Saturday night there was a knock on his door. The man opened the door to find a gorgeous 22 year old blonde wearing nothing but a black see through negligee. He asked the girl "what can I do for you". The blond looked to him very seductively and said "I am here to offer you super sex". The man stood there for a minute and looked her up and down and said "I'll try the soup."
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VIDEO: the Play of the Year LOL

funny..they say it was "the play of the year" yet it was the very first game of the 2010 season..it was pretty unbelieveable though despite the hyperbole

PHOTOS: IMAGE DUMP

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VIDEO: A Harley Davidson Hearse

From the Maybe There Is a Better Way to Say This Dept

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Once Upon a Time a Pakistani Doctor Needed to Get a Cow Home From Market..

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A Pakistani doctor has been suspended for using an ambulance to carry home a cow he had bought at a local market, health authorities say.

The doctor had taken the ambulance from a rural health centre near the eastern city of Gujrat, in Punjab province. He was intercepted by police while driving home from the cattle market.

Muneer Ahmad, an official at the provincial health department, said he had been "shocked" by the doctor's behavior.

He said he had suspended the doctor on the request of the police and ordered an inquiry into the incident.

VIDEO: Cute Yorkie Puppy Eating While Doing Handstand

JOKE: Bubba was bragging to his boss one day

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.

"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubb on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Bubba.

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"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

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