Sunday, September 2, 2012

JOKE: Famous Last Words

 "No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat. You make that dress look fat."

"You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."

 "This vest is guaranteed to be totally bullet-proof."


 "Hey, watch this!"

 "I know how to fly a plane, I just don't know how to land."

 "Oh, yeah? You don't look so tough."

 "I'm sure it's perfectly safe."

 "Don't worry. These natives aren't cannibals!"

 "Here, hold my beer!"

VIDEO: Terrifying Sea Creature Grabs Dog

I had to make this lol Photobucket


Geo Visitors Map



Blog Archive