Saturday, June 9, 2012

JOKE: Falling for the oldest trick in the book


In a small Texas town, the police arrested the local madam and seized her little black book, which listed all her girls. Each officer on the small police force was assigned a group of names and ordered to check them out. After a week, the chief held a meeting. When he called on Detective Summers, Summers replied, "Chief, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to disqualify myself. One of the ladies I questioned is an eighty-four year-old and she is so charming that I've fallen in love with her."

"Tarnation, boy!" exclaimed the chief. "I'm surprised at you, Summers. You've been a policeman almost all your life -- and here you go, falling for the oldest trick in the book!"

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VIDEO: Watch A Turbo Porsche Fly Into A Turkish Gas Station

The tall pedal goes and the wide pedal stops. It seems like a simple enough concept, but as this unbelievable video footage showing a Porsche 911 Turbo illustrates, it's still tough for some people to fully grasp.

A Turkish woman was pulling up to a gas station this past weekend when she made the more common than it should be mistake of hitting the gas pedal instead of the brake. The result of this brief error in judgment combined with the power of the 997 Turbo is what you see here.

After hitting a car parked at a gas pump, the out of control Porsche flew into the building at a high rate of speed. An employee of the gas station sustained minor injuries in the violent crash while the driver and her passenger both escaped uninjured.

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