Friday, January 6, 2012
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep.Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
His friend Bobby thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late,comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom,obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom.'"
This adorable precious video from November had almost no views, until suddenly going viral this new year. Two year old Ava was born deaf, so learning sign language was a must. Since her British parents are deaf as well, they are able to teach her and converse with her in British Sign Language. Here is mom Lilli and 24 month old Ava having a very quiet dinner conversation.
A massive New Year's brawl at the New Dynasty restaurant in Chinatown, Montreal was caught on tape by a patron. For several minutes patrons tossed plates and other projectiles at each other before fleeing. The restaurant suffered considerable damage and two people inside the restaurant were injured.
One refused treatment and the other was brought to hospital with minor injuries. Police say they got several calls about the brawl, but they aren't likely to press any charges relating to the melee. Officers arrived at 3:55 a.m. on Jan. 1, after the battle ended.
Neither those involved in the brawl nor the restaurant itself appeared interested in pressing charges, so there will be no further police investigation in the incident. A restaurant official who did not wish to be identified said that the establishment suffered about $20,000 in damages.
"I don't know what they argued for," he said. "All of sudden he just stand up on the chair and start flying all the dishes all the cups." The expenses will be considerable. "We have to replace all the chairs and tables, we have to repaint the whole restaurant and you can see that some of the wall is broken and the we have to change the carpet."
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