►WHIRLED GNUS◄: Dec 5, 2011

Monday, December 5, 2011

This Is What Happens To Your Face When You Try To Rob An MMA Expert

Anthony Miranda, a 24-year-old from Chicago, allegedly attempted a robbery on the Southwest Side of the city late Friday night. Police say he strolled up to a parked car, asked the driver for a light, and then pulled out a handgun.

The driver was reportedly an MMA (mixed martial arts) fighter, and a few minutes later, Miranda had a bullet in his ankle courtesy of his own gun, the battered mug you see above, and a court date. From the Chicago Tribune's report:

The man in the car replied that he didn't have a light, and the other man pulled out a handgun and demanded the driver's valuables, Chicago Police News Affairs Officer John Mirabelli said.

The driver handed over his cash, wallet and valuables, and the gunman then ordered him out of the car.

At some point, the older man was able to grab hold of the handgun, and during a struggle, the robber discharged a round, striking himself in the ankle, Mirabelli said.

His target, described only as an "older man," told police that he competes in Ultimate Fighting Championships and Chicago Police won't release his name since he was the "victim".

JOKE: The Party

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests saw an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him smiled and said. "Hello, my name is Carmen".

"That's a beautiful name" he replied. "Is it a family name"?

No as a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things I like most.. cars and men..therefore I chose Carmen".

"What's your name"? she asked.

He answered.."BJ Titsngolf".

GOT CAPTION? 12/6

GOT CAPTION? 12/6 v.2.0

GRAPHIC VIDEO: PEOPLE RUN OVER AND OTHER ACCIDENTS

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

Dangerous Passing On Highway

The driver managed to dodge the head-on collision with a car, but the car rolled over several times

Victim burned in a terrible, fiery motorcycle crash happened in Brazil

Run Over By Truck - Still Alive*GRAPHIC* This poor guy has been run over by a large truck, and is still very much alive albeit very mangled. Help is on the way but no one seems to want to help at the scene.

Man gets killed by dump truck when crossing the road inChina - A man is crossing the road, didn't pay attention to the oncoming traffic and is crushed by a dump truck. This moment of carelessness cost him his life.

Family Run Over By Truck in China-Truck Driver Doesn't Even Slow Down Until Hitting People

Biker In Extreme Pain After Being Run Over By Dump Truck In China

Woman Deliberately Run Over Boyfriend Driving..Moved Her from Road and Left the Scene

VIDEO: Paraglider has unexpected collision

VIDEO: Skydiver Survives Mid-Air Collision And Impact With Ground

At 2,500 feet, my jump partner flairs his canopy causing it slow down rapidly. I entangle with it and he cuts away. Unable to fly a ball of nylon effectively, I impact a cornfield breaking my pelvis, back and neck causing instant paralysis. As I lay waiting for help, spinal shock begins to set in paralyzing my diaphragm and breathing on my own becomes impossible. Rescue breathing is performed as I lose consciousness. Paramedics arrive and I'm med-flighted to UW Hospital in Madison, Wisconsin where I awake days later after surgery and begin life as a quadriplegic. It's taken me four and a half years to be able to watch this video.

VIDEO: Eight Ferraris Crash In Most Expensive Supercar Pileup Wreck Ever

Fourteen luxury cars, including eight Ferraris, a Lamborghini, and other supercars crashed on China Road in Japan in what people are calling the most expensive pileup crash ever. Most of the cars were totaled, and the combined damage is estimated in the millions of dollars.

Police say they believe the accident Sunday was touched off when the driver of one of the Ferraris tried to change lanes and hit the median barrier. He spun across the freeway, and the other cars collided while trying to avoid hitting his car.