Wednesday, May 4, 2011

JOKE: Would you mind holding my wiener?

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An American tourist in Mexico saw a donkey rental place and decided to try it. "I want to rent a donkey," he said. The proprietor replied, "We don't call them donkeys here--they're asses. And the only ass I have left is a little weird. You have to scratch him to make him stop." "No big deal," thinks the American and takes his new ass for a spin. Seeing a hotdog stand, he stopped and ordered a hotdog. The proprietor replied, "We don't call them hotdogs here--they're wieners." Meanwhile, his donkey started to wander off. He turned to another tourist and asked, "Would you mind holding my wiener while I scratch my ass?"
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TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE GAY

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- You blow every paycheck on gerbils.
- You get offended by the word "Fruit Loops."
- Your fantasies include prison showers and dropped soap.
- Anyone mentions "The Village People" and you think of your neighbors.
- Your nickname is "Homo."
- Your friends want to kill Richard Simmons, you'd rather spank him.
- You know over 10 people named Bruce.
- There's always a "queer" taste in your mouth.
- You wake up each morning and scratch someone else's balls.

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