Wednesday, May 16, 2012

JOKE: HE SHOT THE WIFE?

"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover," asked the prosecutor?
The defendant replies, "It was easier than having to shoot a different man everyday!"

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JOKE: GREAT ATTITUDE


Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her. After some really passionate embracing, he said: "Tell me, do you object to making love?"
"That is something I have never done before," Jill replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Jack was amazed!
"No, silly," she giggled, "I've never objected!"

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