Friday, June 1, 2012

JOKE: "Mom, what's sex?"

"Mom, what's sex?"

"Honey, sex is when a man buys you dinner and drinks, and then you spend the night with him."

"Well, then, Mom, what's super sex?"

"Super sex is when a man has his chauffeur pick you up in his limousine, he takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you caviar and champagne, a fabulous gourmet meal, fine wine, you spend many nights together with multiple and varied sex acts, and he gives you expensive diamonds."

"Well, then, Mom, what's love?"

"Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex for free!"

This Photo Of A Police Car Dragging A Gas Nozzle Is Real

Anyone who went to the University of Texas, or has a friend who did, has probably now seen this picture of an Austin Police Department squad car pulling a nozzle behind it on Facebook. It's both real and hilarious.

We imagine the officer driving the car has also seen this photo. In fact, it's probably taped to their locker right now.
According to The Austin-American Statesman, this happened on Tuesday when a police car pulled away from a gas pump. A spokesperson for the police said no damage to the car or the pump occurred on account of a system in place for just this type of incident.

VIDEO: Now THIS is a SMART Dog!!


Pigs in China treated to villas and playtime to help produce 'better pork'


Government advisers decided on the drastic action after concluding that happier pigs would also mean they were healthier and of better quality too.
More used to living in an absolute pig sty, the playful pigs' mood quickly brightened in their new surroundings in Weiji, Suining, which has been dubbed China's first pig village.
The 600 pigs are also given toys to play with and allowed to roam in the woods every day from 8am to 5pm, seven days a week.

Despite initial scepticism over the decision to move the pigs from their industrial pens to the $1200 luxury villas, agricultural officer Hu Juchun believes it has now been justified.
'A good environment will leave pigs in a good mood and keep them healthy, and its therefore logical that the pork will be better,' he said.
'As well as better pork we are getting income from tourists who come to see the pig village, and in any case pigs are clever animals - it is not kind to keep them in a small pen all their lives.'
Hu added that there were now plans to open up a further 2,500 more villas across the 2,000 hectares of woodland available.

VIDEO: Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Stairs


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