"Mom, what's sex?"
"Honey, sex is when a man buys you dinner and drinks, and then you spend the night with him."
"Well, then, Mom, what's super sex?"
"Super sex is when a man has his chauffeur pick you up in his limousine, he takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you caviar and champagne, a fabulous gourmet meal, fine wine, you spend many nights together with multiple and varied sex acts, and he gives you expensive diamonds."
"Well, then, Mom, what's love?"
"Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex for free!"