Wednesday, June 27, 2012


A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take a laxative.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.

You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.

You're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you don't know till the 4th of July.

You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.



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Wedding party falls into lake

A husband, bride and bridal party was left in the deep end when the pier they were standing on while posing for wedding pictures collapsed - pitching them in to a lake. When Eric and Maegan Walber planned their big day they never expected that Maegan would be better with a swimming cap than a veil.

After their wedding meal the couple went outside with their friends for some wedding pictures at the Bay Pointe Inn on Gun Lake in Shelbyville, Michigan. After the bridesmaids, grooms men, bride and groom got settled on the pier ready for the pictures that would last a lifetime, it was not long before things went wrong:

'We were out there for probably 30 seconds, standing on the dock, and it started to lean and tilt,' said Mr Walber. 'We went right under,' he added.

Luckily the new Mrs Walber's evening wasn't completely ruined as she was able to change in to the dress that she had worn to the rehearsal dinner the night before.'I came up laughing,' she said. 'It makes for a good story,' she said. 'We'll be telling our grandkids.'


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