Monday, December 19, 2011

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JOKE: An English family was shopping

An English family was shopping when the young son picked up a Scotland football shirt and said to his sister, "I've decided to be a Scotland supporter. I want this shirt for my birthday."

His sister was outraged, whacked him upside the head, and screamed, "Talk to your mother!"

The little lad took the blue football shirt to his mom. "Mum, I've decided to be a Scotland supporter. I want this shirt for my birthday." His mother was outraged, whacked him upside the head, and shouted, "Talk to your father!" So he did.

"Dad, I've decided to be a Scotland supporter. I want this shirt for my birthday." His father is outraged and whacked his son upside the head, bellowing, "No son of mine will ever be seen in that!" An hour later, as they were driving home, his father said sternly, "Son, I hope you've learned your lesson today."

The boy replied, "Yes, father, I have."

"Good. What did you learn?"

The son replied, "I've only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and I already hate you English bastards!"
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JOKE: BLONDE WOMAN MARRIED CATHOLIC MAN

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "It's Lent."

In tears, she sobbed, "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"

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GOT CAPTION? 12/20

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GOT CAPTION? 12/20 v.2.0

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