Left Without a Leg to Stand On..Doctors Amputated Wrong Foot

Peruvian doctors amputate wrong foot, then right one
Doctors in Peru mistakenly amputated the wrong foot of an 86-year-old man, leaving them no choice but to cut off the other one as well to keep an infection from spreading, officials said.

"It was a terrible shock when I lifted up the sheets and saw they had amputated his left foot," the patient's daughter, Carmen Villanueva, said. She said doctors in the port city of Callao had been attending to an ulcer on Jorge Villanueva's right foot since Jan 4.

When the infection worsened on Saturday, they ordered the ill-fated emergency surgery. Realising their mistake, doctors performed a second operation the following day that left Mr Villanueva footless.

The Sabogal Hospital said in a statement that it suspended the doctors involved while it investigates.

Oscar Ugarte, Peru's health minister, confirmed the mistaken amputation, saying: "Without a doubt this should be punishable. ... It is a sad situation, and we have asked for an investigation."

Carmen Villanueva said her family plans to sue.

JOKE: Two Elderly Women Were Eating Breakfast

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?'

Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?'

She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.'

Florida Man Attacks Girlfriend While Wearing Her Lingerie

A comment about why her boyfriend was wearing her nightgown resulted in an argument that led to the man being arrested for domestic violence.

Lawrence Jay Horowitz, 43, of the 14000 block of Grosse Pointe Lane, Fort Myers, posted $3,000 bond on the battery charge and has been released from jail.

According to a Lee County Sheriff's Office arrest report:

The couple went out for food and drinks with friends Thursday night. When they went back to the woman's house in the 9200 block of Middle Oak Drive, she was in the kitchen and he came into the room wearing one of her nightgowns. The woman thought he was trying to be funny "but then realized he had a strange look on his face." When she made a comment about the nightgown, he grabbed the one she was wearing, ripping it off, leaving a cut and red mark on her shoulder. She tried to get away, but he threw her to the ground and sat on her. She pulled free, ran upstairs, and shut and locked the bedroom door. He forced the door open, hitting her in the face with it, causing a gash above her eye. She asked him to call law enforcement, but he said no because he was scared.

She said she was scared to leave the room. He unplugged the phones and took her keys. She eventually fell asleep, and a bit later woke up. She realized the towels she used to wipe off the blood and her bloodied nightgown were gone. She was scared to stay at her house, went to her mother's house and called law enforcement.

When deputies interviewed Horowitz, he denied most of what his girlfriend of three years had told deputies. He did admit they had argued and he forced open the door, but didn't know she was behind it. He gave her a Band Aid and some ice.

These Couples Should Not Marry Re; An Independent Panel

the gene pool would be so adversely affected as to cause irreparable damage

JOKE:

As the Pope lay dying, he is visited by an Angel who tells him that before he dies, God has commanded that he must make love to a young virgin so he may know and understand the earthly pleasures he gave up his whole life. The Pope argues for a while but then finally agrees to do it if certain conditions are met:

"First, she must be blind so that she cannot see the desecration I will perform on her body!"

"Second, she must be mute so that she can never repeat the unspeakable act I will be performing on her body!"

"Third, she must be deaf so that she can't hear the unspeakable acts I will be performing upon her."
The Angel writes these down and begins to float away to report back to God.
Just before he disappears, the Pope leans forward and says, "One last thing."

"What is it?" asks the Angel.
The Pope whispers..."Big tits"

Chilli Sauce Drinking Contest Puts Teens in Hospital

Eight German teenagers were hospitalised after a test of courage in which they drank chilli sauce more than 200 times hotter than normal.

The Red Cross in the southern city of Augsburg says that 10 boys, aged 13 and 14, year drank the sauce, apparently in school.

The German news agency DAPD quoted the Red Cross as saying the boys complained of feeling sick, and eight were taken to a hospital.

They were to be kept in overnight for observation.

The Red Cross said that on the Scoville scale, which measures the hotness of chillies, the sauce measured 535,000 - as much as some pepper sprays used by law enforcement. Normal Tabasco sauce measures just 2,500 on the Scoville scale.

Walmart Meat Enough To Piss A Guy Off !?!

CANTON, Ohio -- A Canton man remains in jail after being arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store.

According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charges with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.

Police say Jenkins was arrested after they responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store on Atlantic Blvd. NE, claiming a man walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, destroying more than $600 dollars in meat.

According to Lt. Brown, it is not yet known if alcohol or drugs played a role in Brown's actions.

He is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.

'Extreme Dog' in Motocross Races

 

Meet Opee the motorcross-loving dog.

While most dogs enjoy going for walks, the eight-year-old Australian shepherd gets his gets high-speed kicks on his owner Mike Schelin's extreme bike.

"This dog has been over 150 mph and absolutely loves it. He just looks like he's having a blast. The faster we go, the more fun he has," Mike said.

Mike trained Opee to sit in front of him during dirt bike races in California - wearing his own helmet and goggles.

According to Mike, Opee's riding days began because he did not like leaving him when he went riding in the desert and one day Opee jumped up onto the saddle.

"I thought, 'My god, he rides better than my ex-wife'. He's totally into it."

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JOKE: the Gold Miner

One day after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest, roughest hooker in the Yukon," he said to the bartender.

"We got her," replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."

The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the door and yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest, roughest, toughest hooker in the Yukon."

The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "Well, you found her." Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.

"How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner.

"I don't," replied the hooker, "I just thought you might like to open those beers first."