Thursday, August 19, 2010

AND THEN THE WING CAME OFF.....

Pilot in mid-air drama as wing breaks off

A pilot performing daredevil aerobatics was plunged into panic when the wing of his plane suddenly broke off. Several thousand spectators at the air show in Argentina watched in awe as the aircraft hurtled towards the ground - believing it was part of the display.

Luckily, pilot Dino Moline was quick to activate a parachute system protecting the whole plane, which enabled him to land softly. He miraculously walked away from the cockpit unaided and unharmed.

Mr Moline described his shock at the moment the wing fell off like "an explosion". "I don't know what happened to me, I believe that it was metal fatigue and I felt an explosion," he said.

"My foot got burned but I'm fine." Mr Moline, a RANS Air Brigade pilot, was performing at the El Trebol aviation club in Santa Fe, Argentina, when the accident happened.

Cop trapped in car for three hours by 50,000 bees

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A policeman was forced to hide in his patrol car after he was surrounded by 50,000 bees which had escaped from a crashed truck, enabling journalists everywhere to make jokes about him needing a Swat team.

Sheriff's deputy Brandon Jenkins was called to the truck crash in Wake County, North Carolina on Tuesday morning - and arrived at the scene to find that the spilled content of the truck consisted of 60 boxes of honey bees.

Unfortunately, he managed to show up just after the sun had risen and roused ther sleepy bees from their torpor - causing them swarm around his car.

Jenkins was forced to shut himself inside his vehicle as the tens of thousands of bees covered the car, while he waited for beekeeping experts to be called in to remove the bees.

The beekeepers eventually managed to calm the bees down using smoke - but not before Jenkins had to kill a few bees who found their way into the car.

'It was more or less self-defense. There were a couple of bees in my personal space, my comfort zone, and I just wanted to get them out,' he explained.

HOW TO DRIVE A CAT NUTS

Wisconsin woman risks her life to help bear choking on a dog's bone

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This mother bear recovered after nearly dying when a cow bone became lodged in her throat May 17 at the Lake Tomahawk residence of Patricia Torres and Tony Milia

Patricia Torres of Lake Tomahawk didn't really think twice when she awoke to find a bear choking to death in her yard. She risked her life dislodging a bone from the animal's throat in order to save it.

As a result of the recreational feeding of deer, squirrels and birds, Torres inadvertently invited the company of a sow bear with two cubs May 17. While investigating the yard in the early morning hours, the sow discovered a cow bone Torres had purchased for her dog, Bogie, from the Lake Tomahawk Meat Market.

Torres was awakened at 5:30 a.m. to the sound of the bear in distress only 15 feet from her bedroom window.

"She was making a really weird gurgling noise like she was choking," Torres said. "When I looked, she was lying down and I could see a lot of saliva."

She called the Oneida County Sheriff's Department, who in turn contacted the Department of Natural Resources. Before warden Jim Jung arrived on the scene, Torres made a repeat call and indicated she was going to take care of the problem herself.

She lives with her fiance, Tony Milia.

"I told Tony, 'Honey, I gotta do it, man. I cannot let this bear die in my yard," Torres said.

Tony replied, "Do what you gotta do."

A self-proclaimed city girl who moved from Los Angeles to Madison 13 years ago, then to Lake Tomahawk in March, Torres, 47, hasn't had much interaction with wildlife. She'd never even seen a black bear until she moved here.

In spite of that, or perhaps because of it, she donned a pair of leather gloves, put her eyeglasses on and made her way outside, where she found the bear unresponsive.

"Except she was making a noise like she was trying to get air," Torres said. "So I just shoved my hand in her mouth until I could feel an object, which I grabbed and yanked out. I could tell it was my dog's bone when I got it closer. Thank God I didn't break any of her teeth."

As the sow very slowly recovered, Torres brought her some water.

"She was totally exhausted. I have no idea how long she'd been there like that," Torres said. "Then the DNR man finally showed up right when she was coming to, so I crept over to his truck to make sure we were all quiet. I didn't want to disturb her anymore."

Jung arrived on the scene shortly after 6 a.m. He, Torres, Milia and even Bogie the dog continued to observe the bear from inside the residence.

The bear left the yard briefly but re-entered and began looking up a tree.

"That's when I figured out there was probably at least one cub up in that tree," Jung said. "The sow then went up the tree. I recommended everyone vacate the premises and allow the bear time to calm down, gather her family and leave."

Jung left and Torres and Milia grabbed their fishing poles and went fishing for a few hours. When they returned, the bear and cubs were gone.

Right or wrong?

Not everyone would have made the bold (and dangerous) decision Torres made that day.

"I feel in her mind she thought she was doing the right thing, and thankfully it worked out that time," Jung said. "But boy, it is so fortunate she didn't get hurt."

Jung estimated the bear to be of average size - 150 to 175 pounds.

"Even at that size, they're so strong, with powerful jaw strength, great muscle mass and a sow bear especially with cubs will be very protective," Jung said. "If she (the bear) had been more alert, she wouldn't have perceived what (Torres) was doing as help.

"It's my hunch that the bear had so little oxygen that she was blacking out."

It could be argued that the entire situation could have been avoided if there had been no food source available on the property.

Jung instructed Torres to cease recreational feeding for 30 days.

Torres complied for the time allotted and has begun feeding again.

"I don't mind the bears or the wildlife," Torres said. "We're not gangsters here. I'm allowed give a gallon of corn a day, so that's what I do and I have a salt block. The deer still come around."

When asked July 29 if she'd had anymore bear activity, she didn't hesitate.

"Guess what? Last night we had some company. I don't know if it's the same ones or not, but there was a mama and two cubs," Torres said. "You know, we don't really have any close neighbors and the closest ones don't mind the bears any more than we do."

The DNR's role

A 2008 bear population study estimated Wisconsin's current bear population at between 26,000 and 40,000 bears. This is up from 1989, when the population was estimated at 9,000. The newer population study is scheduled to be repeated in 2011 to check against the 2008 results.

DNR manages bear population size through regulated hunting. Recently, biologists have increased the number of bear harvest permits in response to the apparent increase in bear numbers. Ninety-one percent more harvest permits are available for the 2010 bear season than were allotted for the 2008 bear season.

The DNR plans to offer the public opportunities to comment on what is a desirable number of bears in each of the state's bear management regions in the coming year.

Public comments will be factored into a new bear management plan. The DNR is also developing an online reporting form where the public can report bear sightings. The new feature will be launched in spring of 2011 when bears are once again actively dispersing, searching for new territories.

Bears can quickly learn to associate humans with food and can become a nuisance. It is illegal to feed bears in Wisconsin.

DNR contracts with U.S. Department of Agriculture-Wildlife Services to handle nuisance bear complaints.

According to the DNR, preventing problems from developing is the most effective solution. Moving or "trans-locating" a bear is not. Not only is it expensive, it is oftentimes not the best thing for a bear.

"Overall, bears are pretty docile animals. I don't think they like human interaction," Jung said. "But they can smell a food source from 1/2 mile away, and if there's a food source involved, a bear will come in and deal with barking dogs and deal with human interaction because they're hungry."

Jung said those having issues with bears should stop recreational feeding, remove outdoor garbage, keep a clean barbecue grill with no food refuse on or in it and take in dogfood dishes at night.

Woman Verbally Assaulted In Piggly Wiggly Express Lane


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A Port Washington woman went to the express line, but she had a lot more than 10 items. What resulted was a verbal assault and a hefty citation.

In all, the woman had 37 items in her cart when she went to the checkout. There was no one waiting or in line at the 10 items or less counter, or express line so she asked the clerk if she could take her and she said yes. A bit later a male customer came up and strenuously objected.

"I was bending over getting eight little can goods and I heard, 'Can't you blank, blank, read?'

I was like, 'Are you kidding me?'" the woman said.

The man went on to call her fat and ugly. The woman said she called 911. A police officer happened to be in the area.

"He went and called her names and caused in all of my years of law enforcement, a disturbance," Saukville Wisconsin police Officer Barry Effinger said.The man was issued a citation for disorderly conduct with a $429 fine.

This was the man's second such incident investigated by the same officer in two years.

"It was done first with a verbal warning, and then you have to escalate it because you're just not getting it that you're just not respecting people," Effinger said.

"I'm glad he got that ticket. I'm glad. He deserved that ticket," the woman said.

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

GOT CAPTION? 8/19

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Oh Deer..I Guess Fishing is Out

Hey! I'm Trying To Fish Here ! !

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ty Jim

UPDATE: BBC Apologizes for Weatherman's One Finger Salute

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The BBC was forced to apologise after one of its weathermen was caught making a rude gesture live on air.

Tomasz Schafernaker flipped his middle finger at presenters Simon McCoy and Fiona Armstrong after McCoy said his weather forecast would be "100% accurate and provide all the detail you could possibly want".

The flustered meteorologist then realised he had been caught on camera and tried to cover up what he was doing by pretending to scratch his chin.

A BBC spokesman said: "Tomasz was not aware that he was on air, and whilst the gesture was only shown for a second, it was not acceptable. The News Channel presenter live in the studio acknowledged a mistake had been made, and we apologise for any offence caused."

The Polish-born weatherman began presenting on BBC Southeast Today in 2001 before joining the main BBC channels in 2006.

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