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VIDEO: Divers Have Close Encounter with a Great White Shark

Australian 7 NEWS brings us this report video that has already been viewed 700,000 times in just a week.

Nathan and Dave went spear fishing off the coast of Australia, and brought a camera to record the fun. But the fun quickly turned very serious when a great white shark started circling the two, separating them from their boat.

The today men were only equipped with a spear and knife each, and the stand off seemed to go on forever. Finally, they gave the shark a good warning poke that sent to beast off.

Only afterwards did the two realize how close they came to danger.

VIDEO: Glider Makes Nearly Perfect Emergency Landing On Side Street Until Hitting Mailbox

Experienced pilot Larry Hockensmith got a little to cocky in his glider plane, and had to attempt an emergency landing. Thankfully, he is a skilled airman, and impressively dodged power lines and tree tops when landing on a side street.

But just when you thought he made a perfect out-landing, his right wing caught a mailbox, turning the plane into a pile of soft, fluffy garbage cans to break his fall.

VIDEO: DOG GETS STUCK IN SWEATSHIRT SLEEVE

VIDEO: Huge Mudslide Caught on Camera in British Columbia

JOKE: A VETERAN APPLIES FOR JOB WITH THE POST OFFICE

A Veteran goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

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