Saturday, April 24, 2010

Woman stabs niece, 1, during spat over gas used in beer run

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A Garden City Georgia woman was freed Thursday from Chatham County jail on $3,000 bond after she accidentally stabbed her 1-year-old niece in the head during an argument over gas used during a trip to buy beer, according to a police report.

On Wednesday at 7:30 p.m., 43-year-old Lorraine Bulloch drove her brother to the store for beer, and when they returned home, she grew angry over the price of gas, according to a Garden City police report.

The argument escalated when Bulloch responded to her brother's name calling by grabbing a knife from a drawer and throwing it at him. Bulloch's brother ducked and the blade struck her 1-year-old niece in the head, a report stated.

The little girl was taken to Memorial University Medical Center where, as of Thursday night, she was listed in serious condition, according to Garden City Capt. Al Jelinski.

Bulloch was charged with two counts of aggravated assault and has a probable cause hearing scheduled for June 2 in Garden City Municipal Court, Jelinski said.

Initial reports from the scene Wednesday night indicated the stabbing victim was 3 years old and the argument was over beer.

VIDEO: BOOBQUAKE IS COMING APRIL 24

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Everyone wants to blame someone or something for everything that goes wrong. Mother Nature does her thing and we look for a scapegoat to make ourselves feel better, because random destruction is scary. A Muslim cleric in Iran put the blame for recent earthquakes squarely on women. "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

Polar Bears Stranded on a Tiny Ice Floe

A polar bear cub is comforted by its mother as they drift miles from shore on a rapidly shrinking iceberg.

The future may look bleak for the bears as they balance perilously on the ice 12 miles from land.

Amazingly, however, experts say the pair most likely made it back to the shore unharmed.

It is thought the mother and her young cub, aged around nine months, had gone out hunting seal and climbed onto the chunk of ice - known as an ice floe - to cool down.

The drifting ice shrank to just a few yards wide as it drifted down the Olga Strait of Svalbard, Norway, forcing the frightened bears to huddle in the middle.

Photographer Eric Lefranc, 40, captured the scene while cruising the area in temperatures of about five degrees Celsius.

He said: "As we got closer we could see a polar bear mum and her cub trapped on a little and unstable ice floe.

"These bears looked very distressed.

"The mum was desperately trying to keep the ice floe stable and to protect her little cub who was scared and moving a lot.

"Polar bears are usually good swimmers but the ice floe was 12 miles from the nearest coast and drifting away in the strait.

"In addition, the cub was only a baby - around nine months old and probably not strong enough to swim that far.

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"If she was able to leave her baby, the mother would probably have survived but our guide was quite pessimistic about the survival of the cub, who probably drowned.

"Some of the members on our trip were in despair. They wanted to take the bears with us and bring them to the nearest land which was obviously impossible."

However, animal expert and BBC Springwatch presenter Chris Packham said he believed the sad scene may well have had a happy ending.

He said: "Being so isolated, their fate may look doomed but I think there will have been a happy ending.

"Polar Bears have four-inch thick blubber to keep them warm, big paws that act as flippers and waterproof fur - that means they are incredibly well suited to the water.

"An adult can swim up to 50 miles at five or six miles per hour so the mum here should have no trouble completing the 12 miles back.

"The cub will struggle more and certainly faces an exhausting swim but I imagine it will have been OK if they paced the journey.

"Cubs usually doggy paddle behind their mum, clutching onto their back, so they are shielded from the current.

"The biggest threat to these two is actually hyperthermia, as their body temperature could rise and that could kill them if they swim too fast.

"It is likely they have gone out hunting for seals and climbed onto the ice floe to cool down.

"They have then found themselves drifting, possibly at some speed."

The Polar Bear is native largely within the Arctic circle, where they eat seals.

An adult male weighs up to 680 kg (1,500lb) and is up to 3m (9.8ft) long. An adult female is about half the size.

Friday, April 23, 2010

JOKE: What do you call a gay milkman?

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Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.

Q. Did you hear the new, politically correct name for lesbian?
A. It has been changed to "vagitarian"

Q. Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip with 6 guys?
A. She came back with a red snapper.

Q. If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?
A. A hole in it.

Q. What do you call a gay milkman?
A. Dairy queen.


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VIDEO: Remembering Israel Kamakawiwo'ole and Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Woman Charged in NY Van-Lawn Death: 'She Was Old'

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HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. The 18-year-old woman charged with vehicular manslaughter in the death of Hempstead woman told her side of the story Wednesday, and some of her comments are shocking.

Police say Kayla Gerdes was high on painkillers when she drove a van onto the front lawn and into a house in Hempstead, killing homeowner Rebecca Twine-Wright, 69, who was mowing her lawn.

Before her arraignment at Nassau County District Court on Wednesday, a very emotional Gerdes told reporters "I didn't mean to do it. The car went out of control -- I was pressing the brake...it was a mistake."

However, it's what she told police that is hard to believe.

At 2:10 a.m. Wednesday, about 16 hours after the Tuesday morning accident, in a statement to police, Gerdes was quoted as saying: "The thing that made me feel not so bad was she was old. "I mean, 70 years is a long time to live."

Defense attorney John R. Lewis says his client was headed to court on Tuesday to face grand larceny charges for stealing jewelry from her mother when the crash occurred.

Lewis says Gerdes was devastated when told that Twine-Wright had been killed. Wright was a retired doctor and mother of two.

Lewis said Gerdes had been in rehabilitation for drug addiction but left after seven days, apparently after insurance coverage ran out. Lewis said that she was released early from a 28-day drug rehabilitation program because her mother's insurer would pay for only seven days worth of treatment.

She pleaded not guilty on Wednesday to second-degree manslaughter, second-degree vehicular manslaughter, driving while ability impaired by drugs and unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.

She was held on $200,000 bond and is due back in court on Friday.

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"The thing that made me feel not so bad was she was old. "I mean, 70 years is a long time to live."

VIDEO: Robotic Mouth Simulates Human Speech

well..this is a joke..a mash up of the original which is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57zsMfuTk1U&feature=player_embedded#!

UPDATE: More on Boobquake

A one-woman mission to prove breasts don't cause earthquakes has swollen into a shirt-straining global movement preparing for the inaugural "Boobquake". Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi angered womens' groups around the world on Monday when he claimed that promiscuous women were responsible for literally making the earth move. "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,'' Sedighi said.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?'' he asked during a prayer sermon on Friday. "There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes.''

Jennifer McCreight is determined to prove him wrong. Since launching the "Boobquake" Facebook page two days ago, she has enlisted more than 20,000 women promising to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday, April 26. If the world doesn't then disappear into an apocalyptic fiery chasm, then Sedighi will have no option but to admit he was wrong. "On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own," Ms McCreight wrote. "Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town.

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Jennifer McCreight

"I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble."

VIDEO: Offered $60 Million For His Beautiful Beach..Man Refuses

Claudius Louisenne chooses to live in a shack by the beach he owns and was born on than sell to developers in St Lucia. All he asks in return is $5 from the people who enjoy his beach.

JOKE: Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux.

Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his Cajun frien Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux said "Boudreaux , you see dat ole barn out dere? Well man, its completely infestered wit rats. I tried everything I know an can't get rid of dem."
Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats. You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors." Thibodeaux say, Whats a bull constriptor?". Boudreaux explains, "man. dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves to eat rats and swallers dem whole, all at once".
Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Kliberts reptile farm and bought him da biggest bull constripter dat dey got. He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose right in da middle and just sat dere and watched. Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long, an dere wasn't nuttin ' happening. Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself in da middle of dat barn and slept all day. He didn't even move and dem rats jus run all around.
So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da phone, "Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake.Dem rats is still runnin' al around and dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day long." Boudreaux says, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat snake some Viagra." Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"Boudreaux say,"I was just listening to da radio and de man say dat Viagra is da best ting to use for a reptile dysfunction."

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