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JOKE: Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight

Jerry Falwell was seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.

The minister replied in disgust, "Ma`am, I`d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I`m sorry, I didn`t know there was a choice. I`ll have the same thing he`s having."

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GOT CAPTION? 11/12 v.2.0

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JOKE: Little Bobby and the Kindergarten class

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.

She was reluctant to call upon little Bobby, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Bobby walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.

Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Bobby had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period," said Bobby.

"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period?"

"Damned if I know," said Bobby, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."