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JOKE: LIFE AFTER A TRANSPLANT

An old man just had a heart transplant and was getting instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco and alcohol,and advised to get at least eight hours sleep a night.

"What about my sex life?" asked the old man "Will it be all right for me to have intercourse? "

"Only with your wife," said the doctor. "We don't want you to get too excited."

VIDEO: A Fox in the Yard

JOKE: JOKE: What a Guy!

A woman meets a handsome man in a bar. They talk, they connect they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly Teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The man says, "You can pick any prize from the top shelf"

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JOKE: Lost in Translation

A young Swedish-American couple had the same last name. At the marriage license bureau, the clerk began to fill out the license form. "Your name?" he asked the prospective bridegroom. "Ole Yohanson."

"And your name?" he asked the prospective bride. "Hilda Yohanson."

"Any relation?" asked the clerk.

"Yust vunce," blushed Hilda. "Ve yust couldn't vait any longer!"

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