Not many people know it, but the Devil actually wears a hair-piece.
Anyway, down in the world of fire and brimstone one guy did find out,
and he decided to have a little practical joke. So one night, he
sneaks past the guardian demons and manages to get all the way into
Satan's bed chamber, whereupon he steals the hair-piece and makes good
his escape.
Well, of course the Devil was most displeased by this, so he calls a general
meeting of everyone in the underworld: everyone has to attend.
The meeting is held in a huge cavern, and it's absolutely packed.
As Satan steps up to speak, everyone sees that he's got no hair, and peals of
laughter start echoing out around the hall.
The devil bellows at them to be quiet, and a deadly hush falls.
"Whoever stole it," he shouts, "had better return it immediately!"
And here he paused for effect. ... "Or else there'll be Hell Toupee!"
ty Patty
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