One day little Johnny was on the school bus and he was sitting right behind the driver and he was saying to himself "If my daddy was a lion and my mommy was a lion, then I would be a baby lion.If my daddy was a monkey and my mommy was a monkey,then I would be a baby monkey." He kept on talking to himself like this.
After 10 minutes of this, the bus driver had had enough of it and said, "What would happen if your Daddy was a drunk and your Mommy was a whore?"
Little Johnny replied,
"Then I would be a bus driver!"
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