Sunday, March 28, 2010

JOKES: Kids Are Funny...

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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Michael standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.


The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy..


And said quietly, 'Good morning Michael. Good morning Pastor, he replied, still focused on the plaque. Pastor, what is this?


The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.


Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Michael's voice barely audible and trembling with fear asked

Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:30? Photobucket
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A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that represented their religion.

The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I'm Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is a Rosary."

The third student got in up front of the class and said, "My name is Tommy. I'm Methodist, and this is a casserole."

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