JOKE: A father was explaining the facts of life to his teenage son

A father was explaining the facts of life to his teenage son. "One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the sex act, even if you are doing the same thing. For example, their words will vary according to their occupation, a prostitute will tend to say, "Are you done yet?" On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, "Are you done already?" A school teacher will say, "We are going to do this over and over again until you get it right!" A nurse will say, "This won't hurt one bit." A bank teller will say, "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal." A stewardess will say, "Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally."

"And what does mother say?" She says, "Beige, beige, I think we should paint the ceiling beige."