JOKE: YOU STILL MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF

YOU STILL MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF

your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.

you couldn't go to church because your Sunday socks
were being used as your truck's gas cap.

you think the vowels are E..I..E..I.. O.

you clean your car or truck out with a leaf blower.

you think "Meals on Wheels" is the same as road-kill.

you think Wal-Mart is too expensive.

you've ever stood outside a K-mart for more than 1 hour
hagglin' with a manager about the shirt and shoes law.

you have ever written a check for less than a dollar.

you've ever asked your 8-year how to spell a word.

you've ever shoplifted Spam.