JOKE: Teeth Down There

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is
standing outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.

"Get your hand out of there," she shouts! "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and
thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the
next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all
women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend.

One night, while her parents are out of town, she
invites him over for a little action. After an hour
of making out, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."

What do you mean," he asks?

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there," she asks, pointing to her crotch.

"Hell no," he cries, "You've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no
such thing as teeth down there!"

"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for
yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and
gives him a little peek.

"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me
that all women have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud," she cries! She whips off
her panties, throws her legs behind her head and
says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well,
after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not
surprised!"