Monday, May 10, 2010

Naked Came the Stranger..

A recent visit from a real-life Goldilocks left a Naperville Illinois couple wondering, who's been soaking in our hot tub?

The alleged culprit: Brian J. Haney, a 30-year-old Lisle resident who, for reasons unknown, parked his car in the couple's driveway and knocked at their window before stripping naked and submerging himself in their outdoor hot tub, according to Naperville police.

Police quickly fished Haney out of the water, Sgt. Gregg Bell said Friday. A drunken and genuinely perplexed Haney then "asked officers what the problem was," Bell said.

Haney was arrested about 12:35 a.m. Wednesday, after police were summoned to a home on the 1400 block of Larsen Lane, That is in the Mulberry Hill area of the city's northeast side.

Bell said Haney "parked literally in their driveway" before getting out of his vehicle and rapping at one of their windows. The couple, who do not know Haney, called police.

Haney at that point apparently removed all of his clothing and "jumped into their hot tub," which was filled with water, Bell said. "He submerged himself, and our officers had to find him underwater," Bell said.

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The officers hauled Haney out of the tub and found his clothes nearby on a deck, Bell said. They took him to the police station and called a tow truck to remove his vehicle from the driveway, he said.

Bell said police charged Haney with misdemeanor criminal trespass to a building and disorderly conduct, although records on file in DuPage County Circuit Court in Wheaton indicated the trespassing charge has been amended to one of attempted criminal damage to property without an owner's consent.

Court records also showed Haney was convicted in 1999 of a misdemeanor charge of possession of marijuana in Wheaton. He was placed on court supervision and ordered to perform community service in that case, according to records.

Haney is free on bail. His arraignment date is pending.

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