Guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets up a beer and walks off. The customer hears a sound from the rafters and looks up. A monkey swings across the rafters, lands on the bar, runs over and straddles the guy's glass, dunks his balls in the beer, jumps to the rafters and swings off.
The customer can't believe what just happened. He calls the barman over. "Hey, did you see that?"
"See what?" asked the barman.
"That monkey came across the rafters, landed on the bar and dunked his balls in my beer."
The barman said he didn't see it but he would give the guy another beer.
The customer said, "Stand over there and watch. Maybe it'll do it again."
Sure enough, here it comes. Swings across the rafters, lands on the bar, runs over and dunks his balls in the guy's beer, jumps up on the rafters and makes it.
The bartender walks over and says, "Well I saw it that time. Here's another beer."
The guy asked, "Hey, who does that monkey belong to?"
The barman says, "It's our piano player's over there."
The guy walks over to the piano player who happens to be half drunk and says, "You know your monkey dunked his balls in my beer?"
The piano player says, "No, but if you'll hum a few bars... I'll try and play it."
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