Little Bobby comes running into the house from playing outside yelling "Mommy,Mommy I just screwed Mary Jane." His mother is mortified, she tells him"Bobby, thats not very nice, here's a cookie go on outside and play."
About 15 minutes later same thing happens. Again the mother tells Bobby that he should not talk like that. Gives him another cookie and sends him back out to play.
15 minutes later Bobby comes in again yelling "Mommie I just screwed Mary Jane." The father has been reading the paper in the Den jumps up runs into the kitchen and grabs a frying pan. The mother says: "Bob don't hit him he's just a little boy." The father says: "Hit him, Hit him? Hell, I'm going to fry him some bacon and eggs, he can't screw all day on cookies."
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