JOKE: The new preacher was making rounds

The new preacher was making rounds visiting his parishioners. He knocked on the door of one house and this young man about 10 answered the door. He had a lit cigarette in one hand, a can of beer in the other, and a Hustler magazine under his arm.

'Hello, son - I'm Rev. Smith.... is your mom or dad at home?'

The kid looked up at him and said 'What the F*** do YOU THINK!'

ty Jim