As little Suzie Murphy walked up the church stairs, the priest happened to notice she wasn't wearing any panties. He stopped her, handed her $10 and told her to use it to "buy some panties, Miss Murphy. You shouldn't walk around without underwear."
Suzie went home, gave her mother the money, and asked, "Mom, would you buy me some underwear?"
"Where did you get ten dollars?" asked Mother Murphy. After Suzie related her story, Mrs. Murphy rushed upstairs, removed her panties, put on her shortest skirt, and headed for church.
She waited until she saw the priest and then climbed the stairs. The priest stopped her, gave her $5 and said, "Here, Mrs. Murphy. Buy yourself a razor!"
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