The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised a real dozy.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:
DEAR FRIENDS,
"We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback, but I'M GOING TO KILL THE BASTARD WHO PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE VASELINE!!!"
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