JOKE: Three American pilots were captured

Three American pilots were captured by Germans in WW2. Hoping to crack them and learn what they knew, their captors made them stand at attention, turn their heads from side to side and say, "Tick, tock, tick, tock," over and over. After three hours of this, one pilot cracked and signed anything they put in front of him. After four hours, the second pilot cracked and confessed to things he did not do. But the third pilot vowed not to give up. He turned his head to one side and said only, "Tick... tick... tick..." The German officer in charge said to him, "You Americans thinks you iss so schmart! But I tell you: vee haf vays to make you TOCK!"