JOKE: The Ribbons

A married woman had a dog that snored even louder than her husband. She asked the vet for help and he suggested she tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles. "Yeah, right!" she thought. But that night, a few minutes after going to bed, the dog started snoring again. She tossed and turned until finally she went to the closet, found a piece of red ribbon, and, as soon as she got it around the dog's testicles, the dog stopped snoring! She was amazed! But, before she could get to sleep, her husband rolled over and began to snore even louder than that dog! She tossed and turned until finally she had an idea. She went back to the closet, found a piece of blue ribbon, and, as soon as she got it around her husband's testicles, he stopped snoring too! For once, she slept soundly, the whole night. In the morning, her husband awakened first and headed for the toilet but stopped when he saw himself in the mirror with a blue ribbon attached to his privates. Confused, he headed back to bed, but then he saw the red ribbon around his dog's privates. He shook his head and said, "Well, boy, I don't remember where we went last night or what we did, but, by God, we came in first and second!"